Don’t start guys. I’ve already heard it and I’ve already felt it. Trust me, the natural male tendency to avoid all things related to marriage is alive and well. I’ve already wigged out, pressed to wait longer, tried to set a timeline, and wigged out again.
I’m wearing down. I had my chance. Now it’s time to man up and do this thing.
So, save your pithy comments because it’s not worth it. This train’s a-comin’. It’s rollin’ ’round the bend and I’m surely not going to see any sunshine until I don’t know when. I’ve decided there’s 1 and only 1 way I’m going to have some fun with this and that’s by outing myself and sharing the miracle of marriage with the world.